This morning the New York Times featured a story on competitive game play this morning, citing the pleasure a new combatant has found in churning through questions provided by Learned League, the Torquemada of Trivia sites, an outfit that snared me four years ago. Administered by a software engineer whose nom-de-torture is Thorsten A. Integrity, they describe the invitation only exercise in brain sharpening as, “The Greatest Trivia League in all the land.
Here’s the breathy report from the NYT’s first time player:
“I got a Learned League invitation from a colleague a few weeks ago, and began playing last Monday, at the inception of the league’s 100th season. I spent far too many minutes this past week staring in agony at trivia questions and trying desperately to summon knowledge from the deepest parts of my brain.”
The article appeared on Monday. On the previous Friday I had grubbed my way to one correct answer out of the six questions.
Here’s one:
Q.Restylane, Perlane, Juvederm, and Belotero are among the popular brands of injectable dermal fillers made from what acid, which occurs naturally in skin and other tissues?
A.Hyaluronic Acid
It’s ok for me to reveal the answer to this question because yesterday’s daily “trivia” contest has closed. At this point I have two options:
- Suggest that I answered or could have answered this question
- Admit that I was and am – I’d say “clueless” – but apparently “injectable dermal filler” is the clue, and let’s just pause to note that “injectable dermal filler” refers to shooting juice into the face in the hope of smoothing out the ravages of time and care. I won’t go into all the possible side effects and complications of a poke in the face, but I watch the nightly news and Jeopardy so I’ve seen countless references to hematoma, stroke, and death whenever poking takes place, in the face or elsewhere.
So, the clever reader will correctly intuit that I failed to score that point yesterday and fell from 24th of 28 contestants to 26th. I’ve been paying to “compete” in this league for several years, enjoying many of the challenging quizzes, but not particularly concerned about how my performance on the six daily questions compared with the scores generated by anyone else. That’s still the case, but claiming only one correct response from the yesterday’s six challenges felt pretty crumby, not simply because it revealed the depth of my ignorance with regard to Brazilian Mixed Martial Artists and lack of appreciation of Spanish sheep-milk cheese, but because the fun I find in this pursuit arrives when I meet questions that are cleverly constructed. I love questions that might not offer an immediate answer but which can reveal a thought process that leads to an answer.
It happens that I dragged Hamlet (the play, not the Dane) into my classroom something like twenty times over my teaching career; I can’t quote entire scenes, but I can find my place reasonably quickly. The widely appreciated lines are so familiar that actors playing the role have to learn to ignore the voices in the audience spouting “To be or not to be …”. They know it’s coming, they can sense the audience preparing to add voice to the moment, there’s no stopping it, and yet, the interpretation of the role depends in part on the actor’s choices in taking on that soliloquy.
Other lines are equally poignant, but less well known. Tuesday’s quiz included this question:
Q4. THEATRE – In Shakespeare’s Hamlet, in Act 5, Scene 2 (the play’s final scene, just after Hamlet’s dying words), a character referred to as “Ambassador” states, “The sight is dismal, / And our affairs from England come too late. / The ears are senseless that should give us hearing / To tell him his commandment is fulfilled, / That [BLANK]. / Where should we have our thanks?” What statement, itself the title of a 1966 play, fills in the blank?
I found my place quickly but paused to admire the rope thrown to those who may not have been entirely familiar with the play but who had familiarity enough to recognize that the citing of another play opened other doors to memory. I’m guessing that even those who had not read or seen Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead might remember these two unfortunates sent to their death by Hamlet. The bodies do mount up as the play proceeds; If we consider Hamlet responsible for Ophelia’s checking out, he can be credited with removing nine of the ten major characters (including himself). Not Ted Bundy, but …
Today’s musings, however, have to do with the slippery satisfaction in messing around with trivial things. Look, I’m aware of the names I can’t remember, words I can’t find in conversation, the slow, steady incursion of fuzz and fur as I attempt to process the ordinary events of the day. I get it. I watch the sorts of shows that people my age watch; I’m pretty sure there are no real miracle cures, but I choose to believe that doing crosswords and paying to be stumped in trivia challenges keeps some of the lights on.
And … it’s fun when something I’d not thought about in years bubbles up as a trivia question. Thorsten Integrity may never ask me what the Cisco Kid’s horse’s name was, which baseball player has the record for hitting the most foul balls, what Scotland’s national animal is, what toy was invented in a search for a new form of rubber, who was the first woman to appear on a box of Wheaties, how much did Billie Jean King earn when she won at Wimbledon in 1967, but each one of those questions unleashes a torrent of other equally unimportant but emotionally satisfying shards of information.
So, the Cisco Kid’s horse was named Diablo, his sidekick, Pancho, rode Loco, Duncan Renaldo played Cisco, Leo Carrillo played Pancho, Leo Carrillo State Park is on the Pacific Highway, just west of Malibu near Neptune’s Net, the restaurant featured in Point Break. Mel Blank played Pancho on the radio. Blank also voiced Barney Rubble, Captain Caveman, Cosmo Spacely, and Fruit Loops’ Toucan Sam as well as most of the characters in Warner Brothers cartoons.
Brandon Belt of the Giants hold the MLB record for longest pitch at bat (21 pitches) during which time he hit 16 foul balls, but I grew up admiring Luke Appling, Hall of Fame shortstop for the Chicago White Sox, who routinely hit a dozen or more foul balls, ordinarily to wear down and annoy opposing pitchers like Dizzy Trout who got so flustered that after 14 foul balls he threw his glove at Appling and said, “Hit this, you &%$&”. Appling’s ability to put the ball where he wanted it to go allowed him to outwit the White Sox bean counters who didn’t want players to autograph and give away baseballs. Appling routinely hit first in batting practice and sliced a dozen foul balls into the stands to amuse spectators. When the Yankee bench was riding him, he hit eight foul balls into their dugout. Appling was left handed until his teenage years when he became right handed in order to be able to play shortstop.
Scotland’s national animal is the unicorn, the mythical creature which also shares the heraldic neighborhood with the non-mythical but equally happily crowned lion representing the United Kingdom. Wales is a constituent nation within the United Kingdom, but its heraldic champion, the dragon, is not featured in the UK’s crest. Wales is among the Six Nations competing in Rugby union, currently not faring well, but historically heroic. A match against New Zealand’s Original All Blacks in 1905 began with a haka, the traditional dance of the Maori people to which the Welch responded by singing their national anthem, the first time an anthem had been sung at an athletic event.
Silly Putty emerged from attempts to find a substitute for rubber during World War II. The substance contains silicone polymers and can be stretched, bounced, and returned to its original shape. Generations of silly putterers have also used the substance to copy images from newspapers or comic books, generating hours of fun filled hi jinx as images are distorted. Silly Putty was used by astronauts to secure objects in zero gravity. On a personal note, it also tastes terrible.
Elinor Smith, an aviator known as the Flying Flapper of Freeport, was the first woman to appear on a box of Wheaties. The more celebrated Babe Didrikson Zaharias was the first female athlete to appear on a box of Wheaties. A remarkable athlete, after leaving high school Babe Didrikson won an AAU championship in track for her team, winning five of six events – notable, but more remarkable in that she was the only member of the team. She was an outstanding basketball player, pitched in three Major League Spring Training games, championship bowler, diver, and roller skater. She won two gold medals and a silver at the 1932 Olympic Games, ( 80 m hurdles, javelin, high jump) setting four world records and still the only Olympic athlete to win medals in separate running, throwing, and jumping events.
And then … she took up golf. She was the only woman to have played professional golf against men until Annika Sorenstam played in the Colonial in 2003 and was one of the founding members of the LPGA, winning more than 70 tournaments before falling ill with colon cancer, dying in 1953 at the age of 45.
Billie Jean King won a voucher worth 45 Pounds when she won at Wimbledon in 1967. Last month Jannik Sinner and Aryna Sabelenka each received more than two million dollars in winning the Australian Open. Parity in payment for women in tennis is largely the result of King’s work throughout the decades, beginning with the founding of the Women’s Tennis Association and the Women’s Sports Foundation. Billie Jean King won 129 singles titles, and her career earnings totaled $1.966,487.00.
Virtually every broadcast of a major tennis event features the phrase King brought to competition in all sports at all levels, “Pressure is a Privilege.” Last week Caitlin Clark broke the NCAA women’s scoring record in basketball. When questioned about the pressure she felt as the countdown to the record began, she responded simply, “Pressure is a Privilege”.